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Mentally Ill But Totally Chill Astronaut T‑Shirt

ColorCVC Black
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Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $35.99

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Description
This tee carries a relaxed, slightly irreverent vibe — an olive-green classic-fit shirt printed with a crisp white astronaut graphic that reads “Mentally ill but totally chill.” The front has a small chest emblem; the back shows a larger scene of a reclining astronaut against a lunar-landscape window, giving off quiet humor and low-key attitude. Lightweight, soft, and breathable, it layers easily under jackets or wears alone on warm days. It’s made to move with you: the ribbed collar keeps shape, shoulder tape maintains clean lines, and the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. Wear it when you want something that feels casual yet distinctive — a subtle statement piece for everyday downtime, late-night hangouts, or relaxed weekend adventures.

Product features
- 60% combed, ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester for a soft, smooth print-ready fabric
- Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) classic-fit tee for easy layering
- 1x1 ribbed collar for stretch and shape retention
- Self-fabric shoulder tape to maintain clean lines and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and DTF inner neck label for comfort and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Washing Instructions
  • 🧼 Machine wash cold
  • 🔥 Tumble dry low
  • 🚫 Do not bleach
  • ♨️ Low heat iron if needed
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or we'll refund you. No drama, no BS.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home. Because that's how we roll.

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What you're actually getting

Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.

Patriot Approved Comfort

Soft, breathable fabric with an athletic fit that feels broken-in from day one. Whether you’re in the gym, on the job, or out chasing adventure, these tees are built for durability and all-day comfort. Made for the men who refuse to live soft.

Customer Service That Doesn't Suck

Soft, breathable fabric with an athletic fit that feels broken-in from day one. Whether you’re in the gym, on the job, or out chasing adventure, these tees are built for durability and all-day comfort. Made for the men who refuse to live soft.

Questions about Chosen Threads?

Where are you located?

100% made in the USA.

We print every shirt right here at home, because that's how it should be. We've got printers in Florida and Texas.

Going international? No worries. We've teamed up with printers around the world so your gear doesn't take a month-long vacation before it reaches you.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep, we've got tracking.

Once your order ships, we'll hit you with a tracking email. You'll get a magic number that lets you stalk your package all the way to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Premium Comfort. Built to Last.

Every Chosen Threads tee is made with high-quality fabric that’s soft enough for all-day wear and tough enough for real life. Whether you’re in the gym, working outside, or putting miles on the trail, these shirts are built to move with you and stay comfortable.

No stiff, scratchy material — just a premium fit that feels broken-in from day one.

Exact fabric blends may vary by design, but you’ll find the full details on each product page.