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A breezy, light tank that brings a playful, slow-and-steady vibe to warm days. Soft Airlume cotton and a retail fit make this tank feel like a favorite right away. The cheerful graphic—bright snail with sunglasses and the slogan “Slow is Smooth / Smooth is Fast”—adds a whimsical, laid-back energy that suits easy mornings, beach strolls, or relaxed weekend hangouts. Subtle side seams and self-fabric binding keep the silhouette neat while the tear-away label keeps the neck comfortable. It’s made to be worn often, washed easily, and layered under an open shirt or worn solo when the sun is out.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent fiber blends)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for structure and clean edges
- Tear-away label for added comfort; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; age: adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Slow is Smooth, Smooth is Fast Tank Top
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Description
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent fiber blends)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a retail fit that runs true to size
- Side seams and self-fabric binding for structure and clean edges
- Tear-away label for added comfort; meets flammability requirements
- Made in Nicaragua; age: adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Washing Instructions
- 🧼 Machine wash cold
- 🔥 Tumble dry low
- 🚫 Do not bleach
- ♨️ Low heat iron if needed
Shipping & Returns
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or we'll refund you. No drama, no BS.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped right here at home. Because that's how we roll.
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What you're actually getting
Soft, durable cotton tees that get better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that dies in six months.
Patriot Approved Comfort
Soft, breathable fabric with an athletic fit that feels broken-in from day one. Whether you’re in the gym, on the job, or out chasing adventure, these tees are built for durability and all-day comfort. Made for the men who refuse to live soft.
Customer Service That Doesn't Suck
Soft, breathable fabric with an athletic fit that feels broken-in from day one. Whether you’re in the gym, on the job, or out chasing adventure, these tees are built for durability and all-day comfort. Made for the men who refuse to live soft.
Questions about Chosen Threads?
Where are you located?
100% made in the USA.
We print every shirt right here at home, because that's how it should be. We've got printers in Florida and Texas.
Going international? No worries. We've teamed up with printers around the world so your gear doesn't take a month-long vacation before it reaches you.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yep, we've got tracking.
Once your order ships, we'll hit you with a tracking email. You'll get a magic number that lets you stalk your package all the way to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?
Premium Comfort. Built to Last.
Every Chosen Threads tee is made with high-quality fabric that’s soft enough for all-day wear and tough enough for real life. Whether you’re in the gym, working outside, or putting miles on the trail, these shirts are built to move with you and stay comfortable.
No stiff, scratchy material — just a premium fit that feels broken-in from day one.
Exact fabric blends may vary by design, but you’ll find the full details on each product page.